"It's nothing bad, so don't be paranoid."
"No, I'm not mad. I'm embarrassed and annoyed."
"But I'm only bragging (fawning) and adoring."
"It's not 'cause you're bored, it's because you're boring, so
Don't talk about me. It can't stand it!
Your insightful gossip gospel amuses me
When my insides' possible process still confuses me
Everyone has a birthday, everyone did something last night,
Everyone staggers and slurs and has the occasional fight.
Everyone needs a life that's more than vicarious.
Everyone is good in bed, everyone's hilarious, but
Don't talk about me! I can't stand it!!"



From The Anatomy of Invisible Insects by The Invisible Insects