The last time our entire family was together was 2006 for X-mas. It was the only time of recognized peace observed throughout the Clemente clan. Like most volatile situations, it ended violently with our mentally inept sister Jill Clemente ruined it all by losing her temper while trying to explain a board game (known to ethnographers specializing in Clemente interaction as the "Challenge Round Freak-Out"). This was the last peaceful meeting between the clans in recorded history. Here is a brief recap of the events that transpired.