This latest endeavour with the cliche name is selfish act of mine to add to my digital epitaph. These entries are taken from a small pile of composition notebooks dating from 2008-2011. Most of these ideas were the foundation of construxnunchux to be used as a digital diary for Ian and I. I am going to transcribe some of the scribblings inside of these notebooks to share with you all. My goal always is to entertain but also to add to the deeply personal nature of this website. Enjoy.
Many of you have been messaging us wondering why there have been no updates on the Cat War in a while. There is no simple answer for this... We will however do our best to explain.
As you all know, the majority of our information leaks have come from Rock and Roll. RnR as you know is in charge of cat relations between the American and Canadian cats. Sadly, we had not heard from RnR for a while. A while being a month after the last Cat War post. Not long after that we received a picture anonymous person/cat with a simple letter attached that said "WTF"
Above is a picture that was sent to us. In this picture it is clear that RnR is high on catnip... That's right, catnip. It seems that "Operation Cat Nip" was a huge success. Since the attack is when RnR went missing. Though this is the only picture of him, we have received written statements from cats on the Canadian side that say they have seen him.
"He ran around saying he was the hottest pussy ever" Breadcrumb remembers, a cat who works in the mess hall for the Canadian cats.
"He asked me if I had any nip, and just stared at me weird as he jingled the bell on is collar" Sad memories of the last interaction between RnR and Marbles. Marbles could not tell us more due to personal issues. (Flea bath)
"He asked me if I wanted to find out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll centre of a tootsie pop... WTF does that even mean" Sargent Mittens tells us about the last time he saw RnR. "His eyes were only partly open..."
We are currently trying our best to get more updates on RnR. Hopefully we are able to find him and get him off of the junk. Now he is needed more than ever! If you hear anything, please share any information with us.
This latest endeavour with the cliche name is another selfish act of mine to add to my digital epitaph. These entries are taken from a small pile of composition notebooks dating from 2008-2011. Most of these ideas were the foundation of construxnunchux to be used as a digital diary for Ian and I. I am going to transcribe some of the scribblings inside of these notebooks to share with you all. My goal always is to entertain but also to add to the deeply personal nature of this website. Enjoy.
The word "hero" is a subjective term as its reflection of who inspires us or who we feel has benefitted the common good in a way we can appreciate.
Andrew WK is a hero not only for his dedication to worldwide happiness through the power of positive partying but for the fact that he has saved humanity in countless ways. Throughout mankind's blood soaked, follied and naive history Mr. WK has not only been capable but willing to save human history on several occasions.
This particular story takes place in 1939 with the World on the cusp of tearing itself asunder with warfare and unrest. Germany invaded Poland triggering the final stages of the cruel Rube Goldberg machine enacting the planet's most violent battle in history.
Three years on and we're still bringing you nostalgias! This is a re-post of our very first published nostalgia, and our first published post ever. One reason we started Construx is to air these videos we had been filming detailing the twists and turns our adorable childhood took to bring us here. This is the Very First cXnX post. This time, however, we've paired it up with an older version of the same story, videoed about one year before the first "proper" nostalgia. Why did we film it? Were we drunk? Who is the girl in the videos with us? Who knows.
Our annual series where we bring the weirdest, darkest, and most bizarre parts of the internet to YOU for free!
We started filming this year in May on location in Pittsburgh, PA our third different location (Chicago Season 1, Jamestown Season 2) for the series. The bulk of the series took two days to film and 3 months to edit. This year there has been 424 clips and songs used to complete Season 3 obliterating last years standard of 124. This is also the third year of an original song written for the Lobster Lobby intro
What also makes this season special is that one of our most admired people on the planet, Andrew WK, was kind enough to film with us before his "One Man Party Machine Tour" in Pittsburgh. He was very open-minded, kind, and brilliant when doing this with us and its still overwhelming. Meeting him was a dream fulfilled within itself but to have him embrace our special brand of absurdity was truly unreal.
Personally, this might be my favorite project we do all year since there are no restrictions with story, ideas, or even reality. So please enjoy the newest season of LOBSTER LOBBY.
That's right. "That puppet guy" as he's been referenced by some with whom I've discussed him.
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won't say it was an easy choice at all, even though I had at least three other candidates in mind since our last anniversary. It is easy, however, to discuss why Marshall's lectures on Non Violent Communication have been so important to my development as a human and a communicator. And I will do so in due time.
Every year we collectively choose 3 people who we believe represent are properly fitted to be in the Construx Nunchux Hall of Fame. That's why this year when we were deciding who'd make this year's induction class, there was no second guessing Paul Clemente when the name was brought up.
The time has come again to induct someone into the Construx Wall/Hall of Fame (d/b/a Mt. Construxmore) and my choice is Buddhist (Zen) monk, teacher, author, poet and peace activist Thich Nhat Hanh.
If you want to read about Thich Nhat Hanh his Wiki article is HERE. Our picks are, in part, about the person but also about how that person affects us as a whole. The three words on the picture we use for our inductees are INSPIRE, ENTERTAIN, and INNOVATE and Thich has inspired me profoundly throughout the last decade of my life.
Here is the second trailer leading up to the premiere of Lobster Lobby Season 3! Our budget was increased for this shoot drastically but the outcome wasn't what we were looking for.
Lobster Lobby Season 3 is coming this Wedneday? Are you ready?
Last season we saw our host quit the show leaving this season's host position abandoned. With no host, no ideas, and no talent will the cXnx boys be able to piece together a third season?
