Allo my friends it is your uber BFF Kris Letang! I am so sorry it has been a while since my last posts. It has been pretty tough for me lately because I was unable to come to terms on a new deals with Pens Initiative on sharing my posts. Luckily though the people here at Construx Nunchus said I can writes here for them! The also told me that I can type them on the computer instead of sending them on a piece of paper. I wonder if the people at PI know this yet?

Run the Jewels is the best thing in modern hip-hop ever. Yes, ever.

This is a legit song about family dynamics and how it's not the picturesque scene that Xmas sometimes pigeon-holes it to be. Both EL-P and Killer Mike tell stories about their upbringing and how no matter how bleak it seems it molded them both into what they are today. Take a listen it's pretty amazing.

Do you know this man?  If so, tell him to stop eating farts.

I don't know why this exists or who thought this was a good idea but someone paid money to have Joe Pesci croon the most stereo-typical Italian garbage album for trash people.  In this song Pesci voices his concerns over Satan's transportation for Christmas and the logistics of delivering presents all around the world. His character Vincent LaGuardia Gambini is a concerned advocate for safe and expedient travel for Mr. Clause and suggests alternative methods for a successful Xmas including an airplane. He gives candy at the end of the song until a candy crime is committed and the song unravels into a bunch of gibberish. Enjoy.

You loved summer jamz so the obvious thing to do was to carry the heat over from the summer into the winter! What tracks get you PUMPED for winter?

You damn right.

Leave it to our friend from the far-east to create something that's not only truly bizarre but CURSED. Kleenex has said to have asked for three Japanese commercials for their tissues, featuring a woman dressed in a white toga-like dress and a young child dressed as a Japanese ogre, sitting on straw. Weird enough, right?

I'm used to weird commercials from Japan, believe me:

Like the Dole Banana-Man:


or the these dudes who want to sell you Chocoballs (I think)
















This commercial was not only weird BUT CURSED! The urban legend stated that the commercial aired in the 1980's and the song played during the commercial (which was "It's a Fine Day" by Jane and Barton) sounded like "A German Curse" to the Japanese. This set the rumors like wildfire where claims were made that the commercial made people sick, depressed, and suicidal.

Not only the music sounded like a curse to the Japanese but then the rumors swelled to the song sounding differently during different times of the day.

The story behind the commercial being made has the entire crew being killed in strange way before the clip even aired.

From The Horror Tree:

- The cameraman was burned to death in a sauna from a machine failure
- When the commercial was aired, not one of the film crew was still alive.
- The actress became pregnant with a demon child and suffered from mental illness.
- She was forced to retire from acting and was incarcerated in a mental institution.
- She committed suicide by hanging herself.
- The child actor that played the red demon died suddenly.
- The child was hit by a car soon after filming, he got decapitated.
- The child also suffered from nightmares and sleep paralysis non-stop for three days and nights.
- If you watch this advert, you will be cursed and/or die.
- Many people committed suicide after watching
- If you play it in SAP the girl`s voice change into that of an old woman.
- If you record it first and then replay it, the red demon turns into a blue demon.

The most prevalent  Urban Legend around this commercial that if you watch it after midnight it changes ... alot. Here is what I mean.